
State Room | Office of the president of Brazil
via reddit

“whats for dinner mom?”
“A vase of spaghetti and milk in a floral glass”
“eat your aesthetic, Johnathan”
*looking at the moon* what highlighter does she use?
oeus:
how can someone (me) be so beautiful (me) but also so underrated (me)
me: *suddenly turns really cold*
person: whats wrong :/ what happened
me: nothin. just thinkin bout that time u hurt me 2 months ago on thursday at 2:36 pm. bye
I had 3 stitches in my ear today and now my ear is swollen like a balloon
I’m not being racist but if you didnt want your ear to swell up you probably shouldn’t have gotten stitches.
how is that racist
they just said they weren’t being racist do you even listen
“so what’s your kink?”
me: attention

reblog if it’s still 2012 where you live


aidn:
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A